Anonymous Gifts

Short Story Friday! Today's super short story comes from Christian Terry. Enjoy!

Anonymous Gifts

Christian Terry

A light tapping on the screen door awoke James. He had checked his alarm clock to confirm that it was way too early in the morning for any company to come over.  Besides, he wasn't expecting anyone in the first place. After a loud yawn and a bone cracking stretch, James shot out of his warm bed and immediately wrapped himself in his bright red house coat and made his way down the stairs to the screen door. 

   To his surprise there were eight neatly wrapped boxes with fancy bows on the tops of them. This puzzled him.  Christmas was three months away and he had just moved into this home two weeks ago.  This had to be a mistake. James decided he would investigate by inspecting the stickers on  the boxes. 

  

  When he did, his name was written there in bold blue ink and no hint on who it was from. He tore into the box only to find small birch twigs bundled together by red wire. He opened another one and another to the same results: twigs. Angry, he dumped them all in his garbage to await pic

k-up on Friday. He closed the porch door and began to make his way up the stairs. Before he could make it midway up there, a sharp knocking made him stop. James made an about face and sped to his porch door. 

  Once he opened it, there were several more wrapped boxes in front of him.  He tore through them only to find the same twigs in the same bundled pattern. This had to be the work of the teenagers who lived a couple of streets over. He couldn't see them, maybe they were camouflaged in the bushes laughing at him. 

"You've got the wrong one today. Do it again and you'll be sorry!" James barked as he stormed in the house. 

   He made it to the top of the stairs when a knock at the door made him dive under his bed to grab his rifle. Once again he opened the porch door. This time a small man with pointy ears and a light green coned hat stood with his arms folded.  

"Ummm...can I help you?" A confused James asked, scratching his head. The little man cleared his throat. "James, I'm Wrinkles, we have a mutual friend in the north pole. Those gifts were to send you a message that you're on the naughty list. Do you understand?"  The elf asked as James nodded with his mouth agape. 

"Good, you need to get your act together or you'll be using twigs to build yourself another house, ya hear me?" 

"Loud and clear. " 

"Good. " The elf snapped his fingers then vanished into the morning air.  James shook his head in disbelief. No one would ever believe that this had happened. He then used his phone to search for the nearest soup kitchen where he could volunteer. 

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